The Allied States of Royal Kosovo is a large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 91 million Royal Kosovoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Royal Kosovoan economy, worth 5.26 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,821 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Kosovo's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Royal Kosovo is ranked 89,817^th in the world and 1,111^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 16.21 flags saluted per person per day.